21 cool things that make the world a better place

Mike
October 28, 2016
Culture

The world is a harsh mistress.

Ready to cause all sorts of stress and grief on a daily basis.

Here are 21 small things that make this living hell we call ‘life’ a little more enjoyable.

cool01 — Dentist’s waiting room. You should see his brother’s office… he’s a gynecologist.

cool02 — F McDonald’s… except their fries are delicious, so we’ll admit these gloves are cute.

cool03 — You can often make something better by stuffing something equally good inside of it.

cool04 — Empty can gives you a free game and shallow sense of self-worth.

cool05 — Mace a douche-bag and upload it as your Facebook cover photo at the same time.

cool07 — Ok… not sure how this made the list. This is not cool. This is stupid. Slap anyone you see sporting this.

cool08 — Games for charity gathering money to help video game addiction.

cool09 — Cats will ruin anything.

cool10 — Sci-Fi violin… that can disembowel your enemies.

cool11 — 20 Lanes of highway… one car. This is where we go when we die.

cool12 — This… is… the… most… metal… chicken… EVER!

cool13 — Balloon lights…. pull the string… clever.

cool14 — Butterfly chair. Small child sold separately.

cool15 — If you put marshmallows in… WITHOUT trying to score… you are a sociopath.

cool16 — Butter grater. Because Democrat, Republican, or Independent… all agree… spreading hard butter on toast is worthless.

cool17 — Nothing could possibly go wrong with small, portable open flame if we make it look all classy.

cool18 — Magnetic wrist band… this will work until they invent some kind of belt that holds tools.

cool19 — How to resist the urge to sprinkle fairy dust upon every person in the room?

cool20 — Hook this up to a generator and ~~force~~ encourage your cat to supply your house with clean kitty power.

cool21 — Prepare your children for the coming insect apocalypse.

cool22 — Turn your champagne into a squirt gun… because alcohol needs to be weaponized.