The Motorhead Motorboat


This is Motorhead.

They play balls out, full on, loud as fuck rock n’ roll.

They are an institution of all that is heavy.

And some clever bastard said, “Let’s put them on a boat… get it… Motorhead’s Motorboat!?!?”. Drunken cheers were exchanged with proclamations of, “brilliant” and slaps on the back for coming up with such a smart play on words.


Then they all awoke the next day, sobered up, and realized someone took that conversation seriously and made it happen.

So if you got, say, a couple of grand you can part with… you could be on a boat with Motorhead in a couple of months. All the suites are sold out, but there are still a bunch of portal window rooms available.

And check the lineup… solid metal craziness.


Check the complete lineup here at the official site… there are some gems not listed on this poster.

Worth noting, the cruise also features comedians and other entertainment.

Plus you are on a boat floating around the ocean!

This isn’t the first time they’ve pulled this off.  A previous Motorhead Motorboat with Megadeth, Anthrax, and Zack Wylde (among others) looked like this…


This is THE music vacation for the metalhead in your life. If you don’t have one of those, you can take me and I’ll be your best friend for a weekend.

Here is a sampling of the music you could enjoy while stuffing your face with imaginable amounts of buffet food, dangerous quantities of alcohol, while bobbing up and down and up and down and up and down… (I’d hope for a storm at sea, so when Slayer played, it would look like the apocalypse. If you gotta go, listening to Slayer on ship going down in an oceanic squall is about as metal as it gets. SLAYER!)

Your hosts… Motorhead, “Ace of Spades”

Slayer, “Seasons in the Abyss”

Anthrax, “Madhouse”

Suicidal Tendencies, “You Can’t Bring Me Down”

Hatebreed, “I Will Be Heard”

Exodus, “Blood In, Blood Out”

Corrosion of Conformity, “Vote With a Bullet”

Crobot, “Nowhere to Hide”

The Dead Dead’s, “Organ P”