{"id":9506,"date":"2014-02-27T06:12:38","date_gmt":"2014-02-27T06:12:38","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.modernfix.com.php72-4.lan3-1.websitetestlink.com\/uncategorized\/marduk\/"},"modified":"2014-02-27T06:12:38","modified_gmt":"2014-02-27T06:12:38","slug":"marduk","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/modernfix.com\/music\/marduk\/","title":{"rendered":"Review: Marduk"},"content":{"rendered":"<h4><a href=\"http:\/\/www.modernfix.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/02\/mard.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-22045\" src=\"http:\/\/www.modernfix.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/02\/mard.jpg\" alt=\"mard\" width=\"300\" height=\"300\" title=\"\"><\/a><br \/>\nMarduk<br \/>\n&#8220;\u0093La Grande Danse Macabre\u0094&#8221;<br \/>\n(Century Media)<\/h4>\n<p>It says here, \u0093Marduk was formed out of guitarist Morgan Hakansson\u0092s desire to create the most blasphemous music ever experienced.\u0094 \u00a0I\u0092m not sure what that means exactly, but the last track on this M&#8217;arduk album is called \u0093Jesus Christ&#8230; Sodomized.\u0094 \u00a0As if being sodomized is somehow worse than being crucified. \u00a0\u0093Hmm?\u0094 pondered Jesus, \u0093Nails through both of my hands and feet, a crown of thorns and a spear jammed into my gut while I hang on a board nailed to a tree or&#8230; what was the other option? \u00a0A penis inserted into my anus and shoved in and out a few times? \u00a0That\u0092s a toughie, but I think I\u0092ll go with the penis.\u0094 \u00a0And who wouldn&#8217;\u0092t go with the penis, really? \u00a0It can\u0092t be that bad. \u00a0Lots of people even seem to like it. \u00a0Lots of people even seem to like Marduk. \u00a0Interestingly enough, I am one of them. \u00a0It\u0092s one hundred percent Black Metal for Black Metal purists. \u00a0Snarling powerful vocals. \u00a0Shredding fast rip \u0091em up bass, plenty of furious blasting drum parts and ample gothic moody passages ala the March\u00e9 Funebre. \u00a0There is nothing extraneous to the mix. \u00a0No organs, no mandolins, and no bagpipers bagpiping confuse this straightforward assault of muddle brained satanic buffoonery and sharp well-written songs. \u00a0You know what you\u0092re getting at every turn, but isn\u0092t that corporate chain store philosophy? \u00a0Every McDonald\u0092s should serve up the same identical deep fried molded chicken chunks as every other McDonald\u0092s. \u00a0No surprises and none expected. \u00a0That\u0092s Marduk. \u00a0A name you can count on. \u00a0Music that satisfies.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Marduk &#8220;\u0093La Grande Danse Macabre\u0094&#8221; (Century Media) It says here, \u0093Marduk was formed out of guitarist Morgan Hakansson\u0092s desire to create the most blasphemous music ever experienced.\u0094 \u00a0I\u0092m not sure what that means exactly, but the last track on this M&#8217;arduk album is called \u0093Jesus Christ&#8230; Sodomized.\u0094 \u00a0As if being sodomized is somehow worse than [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":22045,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[17,18],"tags":[1353,3630,4492],"blocksy_meta":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/modernfix.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9506"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/modernfix.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/modernfix.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/modernfix.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/modernfix.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=9506"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/modernfix.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9506\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/modernfix.com\/wp-json\/"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/modernfix.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=9506"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/modernfix.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=9506"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/modernfix.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=9506"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}