{"id":9215,"date":"2014-02-27T06:12:51","date_gmt":"2014-02-27T06:12:51","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.modernfix.com.php72-4.lan3-1.websitetestlink.com\/uncategorized\/good-life\/"},"modified":"2014-02-27T06:12:51","modified_gmt":"2014-02-27T06:12:51","slug":"good-life","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/modernfix.com\/music\/good-life\/","title":{"rendered":"Review: The Good Life"},"content":{"rendered":"

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\nThe Good Life
\n“\u0093Novena On A Nocturn\u0094”
\n(Better Looking Records)<\/h4>\n

I don\u0092t know how to begin reviewing an album of this nature. \u00a0It\u0092s like, okay, I had this ex-girlfriend and The Good Life sounds like a band she\u0092d have liked. \u00a0She was really into The Cure, and every time a The Cure album was put on, tiny blood vessels in my furthest extremities like finger tips, toes, and nose would just simply explode. To this day because of all that The Cure I had to listen to, I have very little sensation in my fingers and my nose resembles a genetic hybrid of cauliflower and strawberries. \u00a0And it isn\u0092t because of the drinking. \u00a0So what if I drank a liter of Ron Rio Rum per day. \u00a0So fucking what! \u00a0Am I right? \u00a0I mean, was that any reason for the stupid bitch to dump me? \u00a0Yeah, I had my problems, like obnoxious foot odor, chronic dandruff and vomiting every morning from the smell of food, usually toast or cereal, but I was a nice guy with a well meaning disposition, and she was a cunt and should have just put up with my shit because like hell if she\u0092ll ever find anybody better than me. \u00a0I\u0092m pleasantly sociable until after the third beer and harbor no insecurities over my penis size like so many other men who also happen to be genetically cursed with extraordinarily miniscule pricks! \u00a0Ahem. \u00a0That\u0092s why I don\u0092t really like The Good Life. \u00a0It reminds me of times with her, and don\u0092t think I\u0092m not over her. Because I am. \u00a0Christ, it\u0092s been twenty two years since we broke up. \u00a0Do you really think I could still have a hang up after that long? \u00a0Yeah? \u00a0Well fuck you too sister!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

The Good Life “\u0093Novena On A Nocturn\u0094” (Better Looking Records) I don\u0092t know how to begin reviewing an album of this nature. \u00a0It\u0092s like, okay, I had this ex-girlfriend and The Good Life sounds like a band she\u0092d have liked. \u00a0She was really into The Cure, and every time a The Cure album was put […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":21741,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[17,18],"tags":[817,3627,7393],"blocksy_meta":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/modernfix.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9215"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/modernfix.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/modernfix.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/modernfix.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/modernfix.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=9215"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/modernfix.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9215\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/modernfix.com\/wp-json\/"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/modernfix.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=9215"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/modernfix.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=9215"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/modernfix.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=9215"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}