{"id":6980,"date":"2014-02-27T06:09:51","date_gmt":"2014-02-27T06:09:51","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.modernfix.com.php72-4.lan3-1.websitetestlink.com\/?p=6980"},"modified":"2014-02-27T06:09:51","modified_gmt":"2014-02-27T06:09:51","slug":"cdsheavy","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/modernfix.com\/music\/cdsheavy\/","title":{"rendered":"Review: sHeavy"},"content":{"rendered":"<h4><a href=\"http:\/\/www.modernfix.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/02\/she.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-24567\" src=\"http:\/\/www.modernfix.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/02\/she.jpg\" alt=\"she\" width=\"300\" height=\"300\" title=\"\"><\/a><br \/>\nsHeavy<br \/>\n&#8220;Synchronized&#8221;<br \/>\n(The Music Cartel)<\/h4>\n<p>I don&#8217;t even know where to begin with this record. \u00a0It bathes in 20 year old\u00a0water and comes up thinking it smells like roses. \u00a0Technically nothing is\u00a0wrong with it. \u00a0It&#8217;s full of chunky riffs and note on performances but it\u00a0sounds like bar-room rock and roll being played by old people stuck on Iron\u00a0Maiden, Van Halen and Metal Church. \u00a0Old people? They aren&#8217;t that old but I\u00a0think you get the drift. \u00a0I just can&#8217;t explain the vocal sound. It isn&#8217;t\u00a0nasally or weedy.and actually on the mellower tracks sounds quite good in a\u00a0Trent Resnor kind of way until it some how goes all Ozzy-like on ya. \u00a0There\u00a0are some catchy moments and use of processing to good effect but none of\u00a0that overwhelms the shortcomings of this music enough to make it leap out of\u00a0its cage.which it really, truly wants to do. \u00a0Maybe this stuff is big in\u00a0Belgium which is where the albumn was recorded and mixed.if so then I guess\u00a0it RAWKS!<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>sHeavy &#8220;Synchronized&#8221; (The Music Cartel) I don&#8217;t even know where to begin with this record. \u00a0It bathes in 20 year old\u00a0water and comes up thinking it smells like roses. \u00a0Technically nothing is\u00a0wrong with it. \u00a0It&#8217;s full of chunky riffs and note on performances but it\u00a0sounds like bar-room rock and roll being played by old people [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":24567,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[17,18],"tags":[3613,6425,7495],"blocksy_meta":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/modernfix.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6980"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/modernfix.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/modernfix.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/modernfix.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/modernfix.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=6980"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/modernfix.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6980\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/modernfix.com\/wp-json\/"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/modernfix.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=6980"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/modernfix.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=6980"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/modernfix.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=6980"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}