{"id":35837,"date":"2017-03-28T18:13:27","date_gmt":"2017-03-28T23:13:27","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.modernfix.com.php72-4.lan3-1.websitetestlink.com\/?p=35837"},"modified":"2017-03-28T18:13:27","modified_gmt":"2017-03-28T23:13:27","slug":"gwar-treats-pathetic-humans-rare-treat-upcoming-comic-orgasmageddon","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/modernfix.com\/music\/gwar-treats-pathetic-humans-rare-treat-upcoming-comic-orgasmageddon\/","title":{"rendered":"GWAR gifts pathetic humans to rare treat with upcoming comic &#8220;Orgasmageddon&#8221;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>This is GWAR.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/music.mxdwn.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/02\/gwar-770x470.jpg\" alt=\"Image result for GWAR 2017\" title=\"\"><\/p>\n<p>They are essentially an ultra-violent live cartoon\u00a0full of bad jokes disguised as a metal band.<\/p>\n<p>They hate humans. Especially you.<\/p>\n<p>It pleases them when the talking monkeys of this planet give GWAR money, so in an effort to relieve even more of it from\u00a0their pockets, they have announced an upcoming 4 issue run comic book called, &#8220;Orgasmageddon&#8221;.<\/p>\n<p>We lost the first two interns we sent out to retrieve proof of this rumored tome, but the third one returned with this artwork:<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"\" src=\"http:\/\/loudwire.com\/files\/2017\/03\/GWAR-Orgasmageddon.jpg\" alt=\"Dynamite Entertainment\" width=\"450\" height=\"675\" title=\"\"><\/p>\n<p>Modern Fix tried to reach out to the band for comment, but all we got was this prepared statement from 2nd tier member Sawborg Destructo:<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" title=\"Dynamite Entertainment and GWAR Orgasmageddon\" width=\"1290\" height=\"726\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/LIXNUdUfVf8?feature=oembed\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture; web-share\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>Head writer\u00a0Writer Matt Miner was more accessible and had this to say: \u201cI always wanted to be the guy to help bring GWAR to modern-day comics. Most people when they get into comics want to do Batman or Spider-Man or write the next great Punisher story, but I really, really wanted to write my favorite scumdogs of the universe\u2026 the all-mighty GWAR! Although working on that other stuff would be cool, too.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>As to the storyline of the comic, Miner says, \u201cPeople who love fun comics are gonna dig this crazy story that dives into the past and shows how GWAR not only created humans, but shaped our history to what we now know as our actual modern day reality. GWAR fans are going to love that all the creators on the book are fans &#8211;\u00a0every single one, from me and artist Jonathan Brandon Sawyer, all the way to every single variant cover artist &#8211;\u00a0and GWAR themselves are contributing art and co-writing the book, to boot.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>As to what GWAR fans will love most about the series, Matt Maguire (Sawborg Destructo) had this to say: \u201cThe blood\u2026 maybe the story\u2026 but mostly the blood. Oh, did we mention that Slymenstra Hymen is gonna be in it? And oh yeah &#8211;\u00a0blood!\u201d<\/p>\n<figure style=\"width: 200px\" class=\"wp-caption alignnone\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/rs146.pbsrc.com\/albums\/r269\/phildeaux\/Homework%20stuff\/mgGWAR1.jpg~c200\" alt=\"Image result for Slymenstra Hymen\" width=\"200\" height=\"200\" title=\"\"><figcaption class=\"wp-caption-text\">Slymenstra Hymen&#8230; selling point for the new GWAR comic.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>If this is something you gotta have, it comes out June 2017, but you can pre-order it here: <a href=\"https:\/\/mattminerxvx.com\/2017\/03\/28\/time-to-pre-order-gwar-orgasmageddon-kids\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Matt Miner&#8217;s Website<\/a><\/p>\n<p>Here is some newer GWAR with current members as the lineup has changed dramatically since the unexpected disappearance of frontman\u00a0Oderus Urungus.<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" title=\"GWAR covers Pet Shop Boys\" width=\"1290\" height=\"726\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/S5K4Py1L7mc?feature=oembed\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture; web-share\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>PS &#8211; You do NOT want to Google Image search for &#8220;ORGASMAGEDDON&#8221;&#8230; the results are mostly, not GWAR related and will make you want to erase you search history. You were warned.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This is GWAR. They are essentially an ultra-violent live cartoon\u00a0full of bad jokes disguised as a metal band. They hate humans. Especially you. It pleases them when the talking monkeys of this planet give GWAR money, so in an effort to relieve even more of it from\u00a0their pockets, they have announced an upcoming 4 issue [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":35843,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[17],"tags":[3077,4556,4558,5352,6247],"blocksy_meta":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/modernfix.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/35837"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/modernfix.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/modernfix.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/modernfix.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/modernfix.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=35837"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/modernfix.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/35837\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/modernfix.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/35843"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/modernfix.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=35837"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/modernfix.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=35837"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/modernfix.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=35837"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}