{"id":12135,"date":"2014-02-27T08:00:04","date_gmt":"2014-02-27T08:00:04","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.modernfix.com.php72-4.lan3-1.websitetestlink.com\/uncategorized\/cdmurderdolls_dick\/"},"modified":"2014-02-27T08:00:04","modified_gmt":"2014-02-27T08:00:04","slug":"cdmurderdolls","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/modernfix.com\/music\/cdmurderdolls\/","title":{"rendered":"Review: Murderdolls"},"content":{"rendered":"<h4><a href=\"http:\/\/www.modernfix.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/02\/murder.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-21058\" src=\"http:\/\/www.modernfix.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/02\/murder.jpg\" alt=\"murder\" width=\"300\" height=\"300\" title=\"\"><\/a><br \/>\nMurderdolls<br \/>\n&#8220;Beyond The Valley of the Murderdolls&#8221;<br \/>\n(Roadrunner)<\/h4>\n<p>Some sad unfortunates will probably eat this horribly banal bullshit up like it was a Whopper after a ten day fast. \u00a0And you know what happens if you gobble up a Whopper after a ten day fast? \u00a0You blow filthy barely digested bits of Whopper up all over the damn place, and that&#8217;s pretty much what this album does. \u00a0It&#8217;s a sickening waste of noisy time, an affront to the civilized and self-obsessed Hollywood driven bilge. \u00a0Fuck this creatively bereft crap. \u00a0What the Murderdolls evidently want to be is a cross between the worst of eighties glam like the L.A. Guns and the worst of late nineties Nu Metal like, oh, say&#8230; Static X, someone of whom from that latter band is in this band so go figure. \u00a0I love it when one person can be in two bands that are a waste of perfectly good digitally encoded aluminum.\u00a0The screaming vocals holler, &#8220;People hate me and you can all fuck off.&#8221; \u00a0My recommendation is we all do just that, fuck off and keep our money and ourselves far away from this mess of egotistical self-flagellation.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Murderdolls &#8220;Beyond The Valley of the Murderdolls&#8221; (Roadrunner) Some sad unfortunates will probably eat this horribly banal bullshit up like it was a Whopper after a ten day fast. \u00a0And you know what happens if you gobble up a Whopper after a ten day fast? \u00a0You blow filthy barely digested bits of Whopper up all [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":21058,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[17,18],"tags":[4937,6011],"blocksy_meta":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/modernfix.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12135"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/modernfix.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/modernfix.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/modernfix.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/modernfix.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=12135"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/modernfix.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12135\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/modernfix.com\/wp-json\/"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/modernfix.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=12135"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/modernfix.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=12135"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/modernfix.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=12135"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}