Categories: Music

Puppet Porn from The Fat Dukes of Fuck

These degenerates are The Fat Dukes of Fuck.

Credited as: Ice Pube, Professor Horse Exhaust, The Shit Wizard, and Crib Death.

With a name like The Fat Dukes of Fuck, you know the music is going to be… aggressively rude and musically challenged… like the kid who gets picked on a lot at school and his father owns a lot of guns.

This group gives no fucks, and have been giving no fucks since 2008. Various albums exist with genius titles like, “A Nasty Name for a Nasty Thing”, “Honey From the Lips of an Angel”, “Virgin Maker”, and “A Compendium of Depravity, Apricots and Urine VOL. 1 and 2”.

Their latest release comes with the user-friendly title of, “A Compendium of Desperation, Morality and Dick Jokes”.

Hitting somewhere between Faith No More and a crusty thrash band, one of the give-away tracks is, ‘Full Metal Jack Off’.

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But it is the track, ‘Cigarette’ from the 2012 album “Honey From the Lips of an Angel” and its accompanying puppet porn video that caught our attention. The song is raw with too many broken edges… and that’s why it rocks. Plus… puppet porn… I know why you clicked the link.

And you shall not be disappointed. Wade into this and you will be rewarded with a full money shot. A sticky, fuzzy, gooey, puppety, money shot.

If your sick self wants more… follow the band on their Facebook page here: The Fat Dukes of Fuck Facebook

Mike

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