Categories: MusicReviews

Review: Time To Fly


Time To Fly
“Birth, Work, Death”
(RocketStar Recordings)

For a bunch of kids, I got to say not too shabby.  I had just got done watching that stupid ass “Made” show on MTV with those kids who tried to become an actual band the first time I heard this record.  Let’s just say The Sly Caps can kick rocks when they are compared to bands like this.  MTV was like, we’ll get these kids who are willing to do anything we tell them and make them look like a bunch of retards.  Then the execs. thought, let’s hire some guy with an English accent and try to give them a make-over so they can be something they’re not.

The fucking icing on the cake was at the end of the show when the band doesn’t win some junior college battle of the bands Carson Daly comes on and says The Sly Caps will be featured on TRL next Monday.  MTV thinks they just rule the whole fucking world and that they can make anything popular even if it’s just a guy farting into a microphone or playing fifth or sixth generation ska.  The sad part is that bands twenty million times more talented won’t ever get the chance and that the masses will probably embrace The Sly Caps even though they lick balls.  time to fly is fairly typical melody rock music with good influences and excellent intentions, but without the experience needed to make themselves phenomenal.  Watch these kids though; life’s reality and years of experience are sure to make them reputable.

Eric

Recent Posts

Band Profile: Turnstile

  Turnstile is a lesson in 'how its done'. Formed in Baltimore, Maryland in 2010,…

4 months ago

Top 10 Reasons FromSoftware Fails Gamers Worldwide

"A shining diamond, dipped into a bucket full of diarrhea, vomit, and developer incompetence." That…

4 months ago

Is Generation Alpha at Risk of Being the Worst Yet?

Explore the complex educational landscape for Generation Alpha, facing the challenges of digital overload and…

4 months ago

Diamond Eruptions: Unveiling Earth’s Sparkling Fountains

Imagine a world where the sparkle of diamonds isn't confined to jewelry stores or the…

4 months ago

Top 10 Dark Souls Secrets To Maximize Your Game (plus 1 pro tip you probably missed)

If you're like me, you've spent countless hours delving into the punishing world of Dark…

4 months ago

10 Weird But True Steve Jobs Facts That Will Amaze You

Steve Jobs, the iconic co-founder of Apple, was known for his visionary ideas and the…

4 months ago