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Review: The Eyeliners


The Eyeliners
“Sealed with a Kiss”
(Panic Button)

More Ramones-ish pop-punk, except for these are three gals, supposedly sisters.  Catchy, as expected, but vacuous.  Like The Donnas, but even poppier and presumably they write their own material–fun for fans of the genre.  Sealed includes guest vocals by Ben Weasel.  No parental guidance necessary.  This is rated G punk rock.  Goes well with malts, drive-ins and funky old cars nobody can afford to maintain anymore.

Eric

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