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Review: Bargain Music


Bargain Music
“The Magic Is Over”
(Beatville)

Hey Bargain Music, here’s a hint: Everlast wasn’t cool with that fucking “Ends” song from a few years back. If you will recall, he hasn’t even bothered to put anything of value (if at all) out since then, so why do you feel the need to fill his gap with carbon-copied slow-jams with that lazy vibe he was great at making annoying? Sometimes you really have to wonder if people do fall into their names. Like, when someone is named “Robert”, they tend to act like every other Robert on the planet? “Bargain Music”? You make the connection.

Eric

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