Categories: MusicReviews

Review: Allegiance


Allegiance
“Hymns of Blod”
(WWIII)

Allegiance plays Viking war metal or so says their bio and this at least is true if “Viking” is a synonym for “crappy” and “war” is also synonymous with “crappy.”  If both cases are true then it would be far more accurate to say Allegiance plays crappy crappy metal.  Now, as my friends could tell you, I am a fan of some profoundly crappy metal, but Allegiance takes it too far by one crappy.

The vocals are watered down, thin as tracing paper, screams and gurgles in the black metal tradition. The guitar is a constant blackish assault that occasionally strikes up a good folk metal melody but mostly is content to remain truly black.  The drumming is competent, but nothing to write to Santa about.  Only one of the song titles is in English, “The Third Raven,” and all the rest, including the lyrics as far as I know, are in Swedish.  As far as the Viking’s are concerned, they would have punked these guys out faster than you can say “fist me harder.”

Eric

Recent Posts

Band Profile: Turnstile

  Turnstile is a lesson in 'how its done'. Formed in Baltimore, Maryland in 2010,…

3 months ago

Top 10 Reasons FromSoftware Fails Gamers Worldwide

"A shining diamond, dipped into a bucket full of diarrhea, vomit, and developer incompetence." That…

4 months ago

Is Generation Alpha at Risk of Being the Worst Yet?

Explore the complex educational landscape for Generation Alpha, facing the challenges of digital overload and…

4 months ago

Diamond Eruptions: Unveiling Earth’s Sparkling Fountains

Imagine a world where the sparkle of diamonds isn't confined to jewelry stores or the…

4 months ago

Top 10 Dark Souls Secrets To Maximize Your Game (plus 1 pro tip you probably missed)

If you're like me, you've spent countless hours delving into the punishing world of Dark…

4 months ago

10 Weird But True Steve Jobs Facts That Will Amaze You

Steve Jobs, the iconic co-founder of Apple, was known for his visionary ideas and the…

4 months ago