Ready to cause all sorts of stress and grief on a daily basis.
Here are 21 small things that make this living hell we call ‘life’ a little more enjoyable.
Dentist’s waiting room. You should see his brother’s office… he’s a gynecologist.F McDonald’s… except their fries are delicious, so we’ll admit these gloves are cute.You can often make something better by stuffing something equally good inside of it.Empty can gives you a free game and shallow sense of self-worth.Mace a douche-bag and upload it as your Facebook cover photo at the same time.Ok… not sure how this made the list. This is not cool. This is stupid. Slap anyone you see sporting this.Games for charity gathering money to help video game addiction.Cats will ruin anything.Sci-Fi violin… that can disembowel your enemies.20 Lanes of highway… one car. This is where we go when we die.This… is… the… most… metal… chicken… EVER!Balloon lights…. pull the string… clever.Butterfly chair. Small child sold separately.If you put marshmallows in… WITHOUT trying to score… you are a sociopath.Butter grater. Because Democrat, Republican, or Independent… all agree… spreading hard butter on toast is worthless.Nothing could possibly go wrong with small, portable open flame if we make it look all classy.Magnetic wrist band… this will work until they invent some kind of belt that holds tools.How to resist the urge to sprinkle fairy dust upon every person in the room?Hook this up to a generator and force encourage your cat to supply your house with clean kitty power.Prepare your children for the coming insect apocalypse.Turn your champagne into a squirt gun… because alcohol needs to be weaponized.
