The Hellacopters
“Cream of the Crap!”
(Gearhead Records)
Amazing, oh not this record, the number of genres there are today. I want to bring show tunes back and get P-Diddy to produce all the albums. Our first single would be Speed Racer featuring Mase, Nelly, and P-Diddy (who else?). Maybe Dan The Automator would consider doing the beats and well get Lil Kim to do back up vocals and do a cameo in the video with her in the buff. The Hellacopters is 60s and 70s influenced rock n roll from Sweeden. I guess these guys use to grow wax on trees and shit out 45s because this is one of a two disc set of non-album works by these long haired icons form Europe. Some of these songs were previously only available on rare records with values over $200. So, its a pretty big deal to get all of these rarities in one place. Not being a long time fan makes it hard to be so stoked, but hey, there are groups I have shit my pants over to get something like this. For instance, Jawbreakers new album Etc. which was just recently released is an amazing collection of non-album works. Wait, who is this, The Hellacopters, pretty good shit. These guys should tour with Fu Manchu and Robert Plant. I wonder if The Hellacopters have groupies.